Thursday, February 23, 2012

Heart Attacks

Well, Hi!

How are you?

I nearly had a heart attack this morning, but it pretty much set a good tone for my day.


I'm going to start this story by stating that I am a very jumpy and paranoid person.

Keep that in mind.


The reason I got out of bed this morning was because my phone beeped, saying I had a text message. It was from my Aunt Antwerp.

Two simple words.

'U awake?'

after texting back a 'yes' I go to put my retainer back in the bedroom. As I come out, the front door opens. I figured it was my little brother (I wasn't paying much attention and I didn't have my glasses on) because what kind of people just walk into the house? Murderers, robbers, and Antwerp.

A millisecond later, I stopped, realizing it wasn't my brother.

I will own up to it. I screamed, jumping back, looking for a sharp object. Then, I recognize Antwerp's laugh. (keep in mind, this happened over a span of five seconds)


She had come, bearing Dunkin Donuts and hot chocolate.


I'll take a heart attack for that.